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Caveat Emptor

  • 7 days ago
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People that know me know that I love gin.
We had a rocky start, gin and I. It's got a unique flavor that can be kind of off putting at first.
Annie describes it as "pine flavored rubbing alcohol".

My love affair with gin started around last Thanksgiving. We had a grand time; gin and I. Ever since it's been a whirlwind romance.

My love affair with fruit started back when I was a kid. I love fruit. I'd eat fruit over many a sweet, sugary treat almost any time.

So when I saw a bottle of "pear infused" gin at the store I couldn't help but try it.

Wet
Wet

Now then. I find most booze palatable. I don't like beer, too bitter. Wine is blah, also bitter.
Tastes like sour grape juice.

But this stuff...this Wet by Beefeater....

I tried it out in my standard martini recipe:

2.5 oz gin
1/4 oz  vermouth
stirred
strained
garnished with a lemon peel
 
I use this recipe for all gins, great and small. Bombay right down to the grocery store brand.

Wet by Beefeater though...
Blech.
Is this even gin?
It's terrible.

It's got the flavor of pears, not real pears. Chemical pears. The flavor of pears that they put in gum or candy. It gives you the idea but it's not pear flavored.

Where is the distinctive gin flavor?
Nowhere to be found.
It's tastes vaguely antiseptic.

I'm glad this bottle was on sale for less than $10 because I would have bought it for regular cost (gin+fruit should = yummy).
I'm going to go ahead and place this in the back of my cabinet; right next to that bottle of white chocolate liqueur that tastes like chalk that somebody gave me for Christmas.

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Wrapped Up

  • Jun 25, 2009
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I purchased a lid for my coffee maker last week. It came today in an average sized box. Inside that box though was a smaller, little box (on the left) that box was wrapped in all the paper pictured on my island.

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DON'T STEAL THIS IDEA

  • Jun 2, 2009
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Or if you do, at least give me a shout out and send me a copy.

I dawns on me that Shakespeare plays, the tragedies at least could be turned into so great "gangsta" raps.

Think about it. All the elements are there.
Murder, robbery, revenge, betrayal.
I can foresee theme albums.
Hamlet
The Merchant of Venice.

Badass.

Can we get Dr. Dre on this?
Or even Doc Pop. Anyone with a PHD that can make a beat.

(BTW, picture is unrelated)

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Six months, 34 (almost 35) books

  • May 31, 2009
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From January 1 to June 1 2009 I "read" 34 books. I would have made 35 (should've been "Candide") but Friday was crazy and didn't go as I planned. Now it'll be my first book for the second half of 2009.

Below is the title of the book, the author, the narrator then my score of the book and the narration.

Diary - Chuck Palahniuk - Read by Martha Plimpton - 6, 8
In Cold Blood - Truman Capote - Read by Scott Brick - 6, 7
Live and Let Die - Ian Fleming - Read by Robert Whitfield - 7, 6
Year of Living Biblically - AJ Jacobs - Ready by AJ Jacobs - 6, 5
The Corrections - Jonathan Franzen - Ready by Dylan Baker - 4, 7
Moonraker - Ian Fleming - Read by Robert Whitfield 8, 8
The Stranger - Albert Camus - Read by Jonathan Davis - 7, 6
Interpreter of Maladies - Jhumpa Lahiri - Read by - Matilda Novak - 10, 8
Deacartes' Bones - Russell Shorto - Read by Paul Hecht - 7, 5
Kidnapped - Robert Louis Stevenson - Read by Ralph Coshman - 10, 8
The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Traitor to the Nation, Volume II: The Kingdom on the Waves - MT Anderson -  Read by Peter Francis James - 6, 8
Moll Flanders - Daniel Defoe - Read by Virginia Leishman  - 7, 7
All The Pretty Horses - Cormac McCarthy - Read by Frank Muller - 10, 10
Diamonds are Forever - Ian Fleming - Read by Robert Whitfield - 7, 8
Manhunt - James L. Swanson  - Read by Jonathan Davis  - 7, 6
The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas - Read by John Lee - 9, 7
The Namesake - Jhumpa Lahiri - Read by Sarita Choudhury - 10, 9
From Russia With Love - Ian Fleming - Read by Robert Whitfield - 7, 8
Cities of the Plain - Cormac McCarthy - Read by Alexander Adams - 7, 5
The Crossing - Cormac McCarthy - Read by Alexander Adams - 7, 5
Unaccustomed Earth - Jhumpa Lahiri - Read by Sarita Choudhury and Ajay Naidu - 9, 8
Morality In Our Age - Human & Civil Rights - Read by Robert Guillaume - 7, 4
Morality In Our Age - War & Terrorism - Read by Robert Guillaume - 6, 4
Morality In Our Age - Civility & Community  - Read by Robert Guillaume - 6, 4
Founding Brothers - Joseph J. Ellis - Read by Nelson Runger - 4, 2
Atlas Shrugged -  Ayn Rand - Read by Christopher Hurt - 7, 4
Dr. No - Ian Fleming - Read by Robert Whitfield - 7, 8
Blood Meridian - Cormac McCarthy - Read by Richard Poe - 5, 8
Botany of desire - Michael Pollan – Read by Scott Brick - 7, 7
Shadow of the wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafón - Read by Jonathan Davis - 7, 6
Coraline - Neil Gaiman - Read by Neil Gaiman - 9, 7
Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole - Read by Barrett Whitener - 7, 4
On the Road -  Jack Kerouac - Read by Matt Dillon - 6, 8
Bridge to Terabithia - Katherine Paterson - Read by Tom Stechschulte - 10, 10

Obviously Frank Muller & Tom Stechschulte are two of my favorite narrators.
Muller & Stechschulte have these deep, manly voices that are best when paired with characters with southern accents. Yet their voices are...supple...enough to do fair depictions of women and children. I would listen to them read anything, including the clichéd phonebook.

I've been listening to audiobooks on a regular basis for about a year now and I've noticed that then they need a black voice the go-to guy is Peter Francis James. He has a great voice. Even and mellow. I think the best book I've heard him narrate is "Invisible Man" which I listened to late last year.

Sarita Choudhury has a great English/American/Indian accent that is perfect for her work reading Jhumpa Lahiri. Lahiri writes with so much sadness, alienation and displacment; Choudhury converts that from the page to spoken word so well.

Nelson Runger's reading of "Founding Brothers" was among the most boring things I've ever listened to. I mean I had to force myself through it. I didn't care for the book either but a good narrator can make a boring book a little more exciting but pairing a boring book with a boring narrator; ZzzZzzZzzZzz....It's a shame because the founding fathers were very interesting and you can get a good sense of that in this book but it's just so dry. When I finished it and found out that it won a Pulitzer I was shocked.

The narration of Alexander Adams just bores me. His voice bothers me; high and nasaly. Blah.

The Cristopher Hurt reading of "Atlas Shrugged" was off. I couldn't put my finger on what exactly was wrong with it. His voice work was good overall but it just didn't move me. The production quality of the recording wasn't very good so that didn't help the already weak narration. Later this month I'll listen to his "The Fountainhead" and see how that goes.

I listened to "On the Road" because I felt I needed to. I started it in high school and it bored me then and it mostly bored me now. I kind of like how Kerouac writes, I dig that free style but I just don't care for the beat lifestyle and the people in the book; they people just bothered me, careless fools. I did groove on the narration by Matt Dillion though. I was a little nervous going into it, I don't really get down with him as an actor but I think his voice was perfect for the New York / New Jersey-Italian narrator of the book.

I read "Coraline" because I saw the movie and loved it. I saw it twice. I really liked the book and movie. It's a near perfect fairy tale. Magical.

"Bridge to Terabithia". Another one where I saw and loved the movie and had to read the book. Saddest book ever. I knew what was going to happen in the end and that didn't lessen the sadness. According to the American Library Association it's in the top ten of the most challenged books. I feel like I understand why but those people can suck it. This book is great. It's awesome. It's one of my favorite books. This book makes me want to have kids so they can read this book, fall in love and have their hearts broke.


In the next six months I hope to finish all of the James Bond books.
I will get through all of the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" series (which I've read about half of) in time for the release of the new book. I'll get through a few more of Time's 100 best English language novels since 1923; I've already read 16 of them (I want to re-read about 5 of that number) and have another 15 or 16 waiting for me to make time for them.

I'm also going to be refocusing my efforts on the "classics". I've got a huge stack of them that I feel like I've let fall by the way side recently; "Moby Dick", "Don Quixote", "Robinson Crusoe". Books where you can almost smell the dust when you read the title.

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How I peel an orange

  • May 30, 2009
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Bought a channel knife today

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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast (but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast.)

  • May 15, 2009
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No...wait. Seriously.

(SUBTITLE: I <3 Wikipedia. Or; How a martini taught me about the Corsican Flag.)

When I was in the 8th grade my history teacher tried to recruit me into the GATE class (I turned her down). She said my mind was like a sponge. That I just absorbed information.

Without sounding like a pompous ass; that might be the most astute observation about my personality ever made. I do love information and I try to get my hands on as much as possible.

Despite what people think of it, Wikipedia is the perfect tool for gathering information, random bits of it, things that you would never learn about other wise.
This is one of those stories.

I bought a new bottle of vermouth today.
It's a special bottle "for a fruitier martini".
I looked on the Martini & Rossi website for recipes but didn't find any so I turned t the web. Among my results was a Wikipedia entry about vermouth. So I clicked it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermouth

When I was done with the article I saw at the bottom there was a link to an article about the "History of Alchol"
I clicked it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_alcohol

When I was about half way done with it I noticed a chart depcitcing "alcohol per capita comsuption"

I clicked it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countries_by_alcohol_consumption

I said "Uganda? Really?"
Uganda has the highest rate of alchol comsuption in the wold. almost 19.5 liters per person per year.
The United States is way down at #43.

Then I spent a little while reading about Uganda. Oh yeah, Idi Amin. You should check out the documentary about him "General Idi Amin Dada: A Self Portrait" I saw it a few years back. That dude was crazy. I still haven't seen the movie with Forrest Wittiaker about him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Idi_Amin_Dada:_A_Self_Portrait

Then I went back to the list and I emailed it to my friends.

I was reviewing it again and noticed that there is a country in the top ten called Réunion.
I was like, WTF? Réunion? I've never heard of such a place and they have the same flag as the French.

So I clicked it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Réunion

So I was reading all about Réunion and I notitced that Réunion is in NUTS Region FR9.
What? NUTS?
That's right. I clicked it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_level_NUTS_of_the_European_Union

I got down to France and noticed there was a subdivison called "Corse" and I thought "Corsica! Napolean!!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corse

I was intrgued by the flag of Corsica. So naturally I clicked on the Corsican flag to learn more about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Corsica

And that, friends, is how I learned all about the Corsican flag because I wanted a Martini.

And I ended up drinking a mai tai anyway.

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Walk the dog, then have a martini

  • May 14, 2009
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Honestly, I want to write something to explain this but I just don't have a story in me today.

Very quickly:
I've got a cropped, framed copy of the original ad cut from a magazine in my house. This weekend I thought I'd improve it to fit my own vice.

Below are my results.

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Dark & Twisted

  • May 10, 2009
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I spend all day five days a week listening to books on CD on my iPod. I've written about it before. But a couple weeks ago I "read" something that just stopped me in my tracks and rendered me unable to move on.

Blood Meridian: Or, the Evening Redness in the West (Picador Books)
Blood Meridian: Or, the Evening Redness in the West (Picador Books)
Cormac McCarthy


When I read The Road I thought I had read some hard, dark stuff. We're talking about a book where the world is over (over, like OVER, it's not coming back) and the few people that remain eat babies and keep people in basements, carving off portions of their frame just to survive.

Seriously fucked up shit.

Over the last couple weeks I read Blood Meridian, it took me weeks because I couldn't bring myself to finish it. It should have taken two days but ended up taking 12.
The darkness, the horror that I thought was so perfectly rendered in The Road was turned up well past 11 in Blood Meridian.

If you picked up this book, opened it to any page someone or something would be being raped, killed, scalped, stabbed, shot, murdered, trampled, burned alive, decapitated....just pick an act of violence; it's in there. It was so jolting I felt like I couldn't go on reading it. I had to take a break.

All of that being said, this is a pretty good book. I wouldn't recommend it as a book for people new to McCarthy to start with but it's worth reading, or at least trying. McCarthy writes in the most lyrical, fascinating way. Using arcane words in ways that fit so well you can't help but do it yourself from time to time after reading his work.

I've read that it is one of top 100 books written in the last 100 years and is packed with imagery and allusions. I'm not deep or educated enough to understand even 1/4 of that stuff. I've got theories about somethings but in order to confirm them I'd need to re-read the book and to be perfectly honest I don't think I can do it again.


Great book, but not worth reading unless you are a McCarthy completist or looking to push your boundries.

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WTF, Taco Bell

  • Apr 2, 2009
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It was, say, 9:30PM.
We had been busy all night and there were no signs of slowing down to eat in the next few hours so we thought we'd "Make a run for The Border" and "Think Outside of the Bun" and have some Taco Bell for dinner.

When I got to the door I saw this sign.
I ask, why? Why bother staying open if you aren't going to serve beans?

Beans are a staple of Mexican food (I know, Taco Bell us hardly Mexican food but what ev). Would you still be open if you were out of tortillas?

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Book meme!

  • Mar 30, 2009
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1) What author do you own the most books by?

Stephen King. Mostly old paper backs that I acquired all through high school. Soon they will be donated and no longer taking up room in my house.

2) What book do you own the most copies of?
Hmmm...I have a couple copies of White Noise, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Girl With Curious Hair and Catch-22. I would only have one copy of each but I gave copies to my lady when we first started dating and now we have two copies of each.

3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
WTF is a preposition?

4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
It wouldn't be a secret if I told.

5) What book have you read the most times in your life?
Maybe Forrest Gump, totally different from the movie. Well not "totally", but pretty different, more fun for sure. Doesn't take itself so seriously. Or Fight Club. Or maybe White Noise.

6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
My Side of the Mountain. I probably read that book two times a year for three or four years. I should pickup a copy and re-read it.

7) What is the worst book you've read in the past year?
I just finished a terribly boring book, Founding Brothers. After I finished it I found out it won a Pulitzer. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

8) What is the best book you've read in the past year?
To Kill a Mockingbird. Changed my life.

9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
Probably To Kill a Mockingbird

10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for literature?
I think David Foster Wallace should win every literature award. The man was a certifiable genius. I've been going over some of this other work preparing to dive into his opus Infinite Jest and am constantly struck by his brilliance. But since he's gone I'm gonna say it should go to my next favorite author, Jhumpa Lahiri. Or Maybe Cormac McCarthy. Did you read The Road? Shit, man. I still can't shake that book.
11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
Of the books I've read recently...Invisible Man (Ellison, not Wells) Or maybe Manhunt.

12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
I dunno. Actually, now that I think of it, Invisible Man.

13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
I don't think I've had any dreams like that. If I do, I'll get back to you.

14) What is the most lowbrow book you've read as an adult?
Certainly the Twilight series, but if I had to pick one out it would have to be Breaking Dawn. Total trash.

15) What is the most difficult book you've ever read?
Hmmm....Actually finished? I don't know. I listen to audioboooks, the difficultly level isn't as high as reading a book. I'm starting an unabridged, 63 hour reading of Atlas Shrugged pretty soon. I imagine that will be pretty difficult.


16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you've seen?
I've only seen the basics, nothing obscure.

17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
Not sure. I haven't read any Russians so I can't compare.

18) Roth or Updike?
Roth? Philip Roth? I haven't read it yet but I've got a copy of American Pastoral waiting for me. I haven't read any Updike. Can't say.

19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?
Haven't read either. Can't compare.

20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?
I dunno. I read all three in high school and enjoyed them. No preference at this point in time.

21) Austen or Eliot?
I'm gonna have to go with Austen.

22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
What kind of measuring stick are we using? I feel like my reading gap is big enough to drive a Kris Kristofferson's Convoy through but to other people I might be extremely well read.

23) What is your favorite novel?
Of all time? I can only pick one? I'm gonna have to go with To Kill A Mocking Bird.

24) Play?
Hmmm...straight play? No singing? I don't have one. It's on my list of things to do. See more plays. If we want to talk musicals just pick anything by Sondheim I'll be there.

25) Poem?
Uhhhh....yeah. Do people have favorite poems? On Friday and portions of "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" started coming back to me so lets go with that. Or the only other poem I remember from highschool "Sonnet #18". "Shall I compare thee to a summers day?"

26) Essay?
"A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" by David Foster Wallace

27) Short story?
I'm torn. I'm in love with Jhumpa Lahiri right now, so I'd picked "This Blessed House" or "Sexy" or maybe "The third and final Continent" from her first book. But at the same time my boy David Foster Wallace has done some kickass short stories. Just from his first book there are two totally awesome stories "Little Expressionless Animals" in which Alex Trebek sports a button that says "Pat Sajak looks like a badger" and "Lyndon" a fictional account of life with LBJ. I've posted a portion of "Lyndon" on my blog before (here).
Gun to my head, I pick "Lyndon".

28) Work of non-fiction?
For right now, Descartes Bones. Really set me on a path thinking about life, philosophy and science.

29) Who is your favorite writer?
Like I said before, I'm in love with Jhumpa Lahiri right now so let's say it's her. (Jhumpa, are you out there? Will you marry me?) On the all time list would be: Jhumpa, David Foster Wallace, Hunter S. Thompson & Cormac McCarthy.

30) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?

I'm not into Gladwell. I don't think his ideas are all that original.

31) What is your desert island book?
I like the answer that  Steve Betz & Joie gave: "Can't I just bring a Kindle?"


32) And ... what are you reading right now?

Unaccustomed Earth by my future wife, Ms. Lahiri.

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