The Juice Is Loose

Oct 15, 2007 at 10:22 AM
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This is a story involving a misunderstanding between myself and my mother
about OJ Simpson from back in the white Bronco days.

It started off with me coming home and my mother saying to me
"Can you believe The Juice taking off like that?"

I misunderstood her. I thought she said
"Can you believe The Jews taking off like that?"

I said "Really? The Jews?"

Now she misunderstood me and said "Yes"

"Like an Exodus? Like in the Bible?"
"What?"
"You know like The Rapture. They are Gods chosen people and all."
"What are you talking about?"
"You said the Jews had taken off, where did they go?"
"No. The Juice. OJ Simpson."
"Oh! Where did OJ go?"

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Haha, awesome. You may or may not know, but my fantasy football team's name each year is a pun on the word "jew" or "jews". This year it's Jewdas Priest, last year it was Jews Your Illusion. Now I just have to figure out how best to use "The Juice" pun for next year's team...

[this is good]

dewitte and i had a conversation like that not too long ago. i mentioned that they re-tarred the road and he thought i'd called someone retarded (as if i would!). it was hilarious.. well, i thought so anyhow.

[this made me laugh]

What does this have to do with the environment?

The Juice Is Loose

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